So I had a chatette with Osamu and he gave me permission to write this article. Seeing as I’m new to the blog, I should care to introduce myself.
Ting. London Ting. Shaken. Stirred. Doesn’t matter really. Like the majority of you, I have a keen interest in Mahjong. Maybe half of that majority started playing Chinese Mahjong, then discovered Riichi. I was super, mega, hyper confused with the concept of ‘furiten’ when I first played riichi. (There is no furiten in Chinese MJ, well, there is, but not in the same way, argh… anyway!) I wanted to find more people to play offline mahjong with, both Chinese and Japanese. So, I started a club. The London Mahjong Fight Club.
We had our first session/lesson on Saturday. Turn out was good. Ten people give or take. Some were total beginners. Others were ‘experienced’. Why in quotations? I’ll come to that later. Before that though, a little rant from moi.
Living in London and not having anyone to play MJ with sucks. Big time. All the people I used to play with before have either died, emigrated, married, become hermits, lost a hand in battle, turned to other vices or just don’t want to play anymore. So, I’m stuck with my PSP and 麻雀格闘倶楽部. Still annoyed with ‘furiten’ I endeavoured to understand this mysterious concept that had plagued me for years. After conquering it and achieving マスター rank by collecting 56 dragonballs, I needed to find another fix. I remembered before that Yahoo! Games had MJ. Though… it was crap. There must be a Japanese online game. I mean, we’re not using dial-up modems anymore! Searching the depths of the Internet, I came across Osamu’s blog. Within the many fascinating articles was a guide for Tenhou. That’s where I am at present. Trying to understand Tenhou and configure the settings to my liking. (that 3 second to decide your discard pisses me off right now) But it’s not enough to play MJ online. I need to feel the tiles. With my bare hands. (well, thumb) Let’s now return to the main focus of the article.
I began ‘teaching’ my students about the tiles. Explaining the bleeding obvious in a not so condescending manner. Each tile is repeated four times, (except for the flower tiles). There are three families, dots, bamboo and characters. There are wind tiles. There are dragon tiles. You win by having 4 sets of 3 tiles and a single pair. (These are beginners, so I did not tell them about chitoitsu) You’ve heard it all before so I’ll spare you the first 20 pages of the MJ manual and skip to the part about the ‘experienced’ players.
We had two tables going. One was n00b, other not. After finishing my introduction to MJ, I let them loose into their first game. (We played one round where all the players hands were open, so I could see what they were doing and thereby teach them what to discard and what to keep) So, I move over to the other table, it’s in full flow. However! Something is wrong. It took me a while (1 ns) to realise, their play direction was clockwise! Does not compute. Error 4543 has occurred. pacefalm
Being the organiser, I decided to let them finish their round and then inquire. Trying to do so in an inquisitive manner, rather than opposing, I began with “Which set of rules are you playing?” One of the ‘experienced’ players responded, “China rules.” O…K… dot dot dot. China has over 30 provinces, each with possibly a different ruleset. There may be, slim, but may be a possibility that one of those areas in China play with a ‘different’ rule set. I pursued the questioning. “Where exactly in China?” “Well, we learnt this from the Confucius centre in London. People from China came and taught us how to play Mahjong.” (see link – http://www.soas.ac.uk/lci/)
An event to my childhood came in a flashback. I was taught INCORRECTLY by my teacher that spiders had 6 legs. The other two were ‘hands’. So there were some seniors in school, talking about biology, as you do in the hallway. I don’t remember the exact flow, but I butted in with, “…actually, spiders have 6 legs. The other two are hands.” Brave and foolish soul. A fight ensued and we both got detention. Later on, I did find out CORRECTLY that spiders have 8 legs. And the fight was about a belief I had, which was supposedly taught to me by a reputable source (teacher). Sometimes, things people tell you are dead wrong. What happened to the teacher after, I’m not too sure. Was this flashback even real? Probably not. But it serves to illustrate my point.
I didn’t want to fight this player. There would be no point. Even though I knew I was 100% correct. Another reason is she could have remembered the rules incorrectly. As I later found out she had been playing for 7 years… ONLY with her friend. Rather than be confrontational, which was sooooo 2004 for me, I decided on this. “Well, I’ve not heard of play order being clockwise before. This is the first time I’ve heard of it. Others who have played MJ for a long time too, it’s also their first time hearing this. I would suggest an anti-clockwise play order as that is quite common these days.” Cop out? Not really. It was also to save face. Their face. No one likes to be told that they are wrong. EVEN IF THEY ARE WRONG.
Moral of the story. Step back. Look at it from their point of view. Ask yourself why they are saying what they are saying. Avoid confrontation if possible.
Also, if you’re in London, contact me! I mean, come on. It’s London and there are only 2 riichi players? If there are no replies, I might have to do a PSA. (Myself and sumiomondo aka hotelfsr) Yeah, I’m calling you out! Let’s get some offline riichi sessions going!
Love, peace and happiness to you MJers. I leave you with three random pics from my Saturday class.